All goats have strong personalities and opinions. Some of the stronger opinions are as listed below.
Rule #1 : Do not get goats wet !
Rule #2 and #3: refer to rule #1
Rule #4: Always buy good food otherwise a goat will starve before they eat
something they don't like.
Rule #5: Humans have hands to scratch goats back and head.
Rule #6: If a goat is trying to walk between two objects and they get stuck, they
back up and go faster and harder.
Rule #7: Don't touch their hooves. They don't appreciate a hoof trimming.
Rule #8: If a human has to sneeze go outside of the barn to do that. If a goat has
to sneeze find the nearest and cleanest human to sneeze upon and
wipe nose on.
Rule #9: Do not be late with meals! Timing is everything.
Rule # 10: Do not even consider bathing a goat . If in doubt refer back to rule #1.